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Renton has stupid criminals with stupid names

by Lynn Glessner

The FBI obviously feels like it is stuck in Groundhog Day.

A man the Federal Bureau of Investigation is calling the “Punxsutawney Phil Bandit,” attempted to rob the Bank Of American at 300 Burnett Ave. South in Renton for the fourth time Wednesday.

The FBI believes the man tried to rob the same bank in August 2005, February 2006 and April 2006.

I’m not sure which is more surprising, the difficult name, the stupidity of robbing the same bank four times in a row, or the fact that the FBI still can’t catch him (yes, they have the video). I thought that names for criminals were supposed to be cool and more … brief.

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Posted in News, So What's This About? on June 6th, 2007

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